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An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
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Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
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The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
A New Priest
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A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
A cat’s dictionary
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