Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...