Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...