Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Buckwheat ‘n Darla
Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, ‘How do you...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...