You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
Turn back your car odometer
|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a...