The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...