Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between “hello” and “what’s your...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...