Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise...
Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...