Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...