yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...