Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...