A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...