The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
lots some more blonde q & a’s
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...