Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Types of Men Pissers
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Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
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Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...