Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
The Real Cinderella Story
The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then...
An academic problem
An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Gift for a birthday
|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she...