Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
At the crazy farm!
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a...