What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...