Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Men vs Women (long classic!)
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Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...