If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
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Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
You aren’t the worst
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The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...