Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?So men can understand them.
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...