Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…