Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Going Down French Style!
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...