Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It’s a FLAW, Dammit, not...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...