IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Earn it hiking
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...