Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
The 2 Hunters
These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other...
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...