Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...