Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Jay Leno Jokes!
Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show…Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills are...