Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Answer This Question
One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...