Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...