I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
A frog calls a psychic
|Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here...