Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Kermit the Frog
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Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
Revenge of the Blondes!
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A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...