Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Bowling for Blondes!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...