The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...