Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...