Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...