Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Befuddled PC Users…
Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...