How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.