Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Michael Jackson Funnies.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....