If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...