Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!