Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Signs and notices 20
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...