Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
Guide to buy a man gifts!
Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule #1:When in doubt – buy him a cordless...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...