12 Shots
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
THE LAND OF OZ
THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
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