Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...