Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...