Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Generous lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...