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“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
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Ancient Chinese Torture
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In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...
Maggot Thatcher!
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Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...