For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
The Shrine
One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.The...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...