What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...