Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
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At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...