How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
Where is Jesus?
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Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Hot croako!
|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!
Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...